Bullshit, its got forests and stuff and beavers, see I know about America. Not that I've ever been to Oregon but whatever.
No such thing as a bad regional location, it's there, people somewhere are grateful for it, etc etc. Having one somewhere is better than not having any at all. And even considering budgeting I'd so much rather have no seniors category and a ton more regionals than uh yeah seniors. But we have BOTH so it's better for everyone, thank you TCPI. Still seniors aren't exactly majorly handicapped against older people, I mean what I'm on the younger end of the masters along with most of the Europeans and we still did excellently. It's not like the seniors can't compete, seriously some of them can even kick my ass on a regular basis. Which is quite hard bearing in mind that I am rather ace at Pokémon, if I say so myself. Like, properly. A few of them even look older than me lol so yeah. Fuck I think nearly all of them are taller as well. Even Kinneas has like... half an inch over me... not that I've measured. Although since he is older that's OKAY BY ME.
Anyway, what's wrong with Salem? That sassy talking cat from Sabrina was pretty cool so I don't see your problem.
Edit: Just wondering like how common actually are beavers, do you just... see them walking around and stuff? I think they live in Poland or some shit closest to England so I honestly have no idea how anyone would go about finding beavers. Ponds, woods? Are they similar to voles in that like, they're there but you never see them? DO BEAVERS HAVE RABIES? (SOMETIMES!! Thanks google)
Lol seriously I actually am asking this question just put it as a footnote or something in an otherwise relevant response. Also, I am not drunk now. Honestly.
I just haven't ever seen a beaver before. Seriously, never, unless I have and I forgot about it.